yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Bev Jo (via marjchaos)
And then you’ll see that it’s really men who are the irrational and hyper-emotional ones (p.s., anger is an emotion and males with an entitlement complex excel at expressing it, especially towards women and girls who don’t or refuse to succumb to his bullshit).
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
This Is How Koalas Run
does anyone besides me just want to get angry sometimes?
like you want to be angry at that moment in time so you’ll do something like going to that dick from high school’s facebook page because you know you’ll find something to piss you off?
cuz i do that a lot
smile like a dog wearing a sombrero
he looks so free
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”